Q: What do you call a newspaper article about a Porsche 911 driver?
A: An obituary.
(These are the jokes, folks.)
Friday, February 24:
All day: San Diego – Big 3 Parts Exchange – Stadium Way, San Diego, CA, USA
All day: Palm Springs – McCormicks Classic Car Auctions – 277 N Avenida Caballeros, Palm Springs, CA 92262, USA
7:30am – 9:30am: Roseville – Townsmen Car Club Of Sacramento Weekly Breakfast – Denny’s, 122 Sunrise Avenue, Roseville, CA 95661, United States
8:30am – 10:00am: Rancho Cucamonga – Kalvin’s Donuts Meetup – 9721 Baseline Rd, Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730, USA
3:00pm – 10:00pm: Burbank – Bob’s Big Boy – 4211 Riverside Dr, Burbank, CA 91505, USA
4:00pm – 8:00pm: Buena Park- Classic Car Fridays – Elks Lodge, 7212 Melrose Street, Buena Park, CA 90621, United States
4:00pm – 8:00pm: Garden Grove – Historic Main Street Cruise Night – 12891 Historic Main Street, Garden Grove, LA
5:00pm – 8:00pm: Upland – Historic Downtown Upland Friday Night Cruise – 9th and 2nd, Upland, CA, United States
Saturday, February 25:
All day: San Diego – Big 3 Parts Exchange – Stadium Way, San Diego, CA, USA
All day: Palm Springs – McCormicks Classic Car Auctions – 277 N Avenida Caballeros, Palm Springs, CA 92262, USA
All day: Fontana – Exotics Racing – Auto Club Speedway, 9300 Cherry Ave, Fontana, CA 92335, USA
All day: Willow Springs – Speed Ventures – Willow Springs International Raceway, Rosamond, CA 93560, USA
All day: Willow Springs – W.S.K.A. (GoKart Winter racing series) – Willow Springs International Raceway, Rosamond, CA 93560, USA
All day: Motor Mayhem Classic Car and Bike Event – OC Fair & Event Center, 88 Fair Dr, Costa Mesa, CA 92626, USA
6:00am – 9:00am: Huntington Beach – Donut Derelicts – Magnolia & Adams
6:00am – 9:00am: Tustin – Enderle Center Cars & Coffee – Enderle Center, 14081 S Yorba Street #107, Tustin, CA, 92780
6:30am – 8:30am: Valencia – Hill Kats Coffee ‘N Cars – 23222 Valencia Blvd, Valencia, CA 91355, USA
6:30am – 9:30am: San Clemente – Saturday Shake Down – 808 N El Camino Real, San Clemente, CA 92672, USA
7:00am – 9:00am: Brea – Cars, Cycles, and Coffee – 322 N Orange Ave, Brea, CA 92821, USA
7:00am – 9:00am: Aliso Viejo – Cars & Coffee – 26701 Aliso Creek Rd, Aliso Viejo, CA 92656, USA
7:00am – 9:00am: San Clemente – South OC Cars & Coffee – Vista Hermosa & Via Suerte, San Clemente, CA
7:00am – 9:00am: Costa Mesa – Cars & Coffee: The Next Generation – Orange County Market Place, 88 Fair Dr, Costa Mesa, CA 92626, United States
7:00am – 9:00am: Corona – Cars & Coffee – Saleen, 2735 Wardlow Rd, Corona, CA 92882, United States
7:00am – 9:00am: Carlsbad – Cbad Cars – Carlsbad Company Stores 5620 Paseo Del Norte
7:30am – 9:30am: Bonita – Dunkers & Clunkers – 4414 Bonita Rd, Bonita, CA 91902, USA
8:00am – 10:00am: Norco – Norco Cruizers – 2816 Hamner Ave, Norco, CA 92860, USA
8:00am – 5:00pm: Irvine – Surf And Turf Rally 10 – 9292 Jeronimo Road, Irvine, CA 92618
9:00am – 12:00pm: San Jose – Santana Row Cars and Caffeine – Santana Row, 377 Santana Row, San Jose, CA 95128, United States
9:00am – 3:00pm: Whittier – 6th Annual Whittier Area Classic Car Show – 8100 Colima Rd, Whittier, CA 90605, USA
9:00am – 6:00pm: Burbank – Autobooks-Aerobooks Cars and Coffee – Autobooks-Aerobooks, 2900 West Magnolia Boulevard, Burbank, CA 91505, United States
10:00am – 3:00pm: Whittier – Saturday Car Show – 15156 Whittier Blvd, Whittier, CA 90603, USA
10:00am – 4:00pm: Upland – 2nd Annual Car and Bike Show & Chili Cook-Off – 531 W 8th St, Upland, CA 91786, USA
11:00am – 2:00pm: Riverside – Law’s Classic Car Show – 9640 Indiana Ave, Riverside, CA 92503, USA
11:00am – 2:00pm: Lake Forest – Car & Bike Show at Scarantino’s – 23862 Bridger Rd, Lake Forest, CA 92630, USA
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Long Beach – Marina Car Cruise – 6400 Pacific Coast Hwy, Long Beach, CA 90803, USA
5:00pm – 8:00pm: Pomona – Pancakes R Us Cruise – 2282 N Garey Ave, Pomona, CA 91767, USA
6:00pm – 10:00pm: La Habra – Cruise Night At La Habra 300 Bowl – 370 E Whittier Blvd, La Habra, CA 90631, USA
6:00pm – 10:00pm: North Hollywood – Tonya Kay’s Pinup Pole Show – 5303 Lankershim Blvd, North Hollywood, CA 91601, USA
Sunday, February 26:
All day: San Diego – Big 3 Parts Exchange – Stadium Way, San Diego, CA, USA
All day: Palm Springs – McCormicks Classic Car Auctions – 277 N Avenida Caballeros, Palm Springs, CA 92262, USA
All day: Willow Springs – W.S.K.A. (GoKart Winter racing series) – Willow Springs International Raceway, Rosamond, CA 93560, USA
All day: Motor Mayhem Classic Car and Bike Event – OC Fair & Event Center, 88 Fair Dr, Costa Mesa, CA 92626, USA
All day: McFarland – Import Face-Off – Auto Club Famoso Raceway, 33559 Famoso Rd, McFarland, CA 93250, USA
All day: Fontana – Test & Tune – Auto Club Speedway, 9300 Cherry Ave, Fontana, CA 92335, USA
All day: Willow Springs – FastLane Racing School – Willow Springs International Raceway, Rosamond, CA 93560, USA
6:00am – 10:00am: Northridge – Classic Cars and Coffee – 19500 Plummer St, Northridge, CA 91324, USA
7:00am – 9:00am: Newport Beach – Balboa Car Show at the Fun Zone – 607 W Balboa Blvd, Newport Beach, CA 92661, USA
7:00am – 10:00am: Woodland Hills – Super Car Sunday – Westfield Promenade, 6100 Topanga Canyon Boulevard, Woodland Hills, CA 91367, United States
7:00am – 11:00am: Tustin – Million Dollar Breakfast Cruise – Enderle Center 17th & Yorba St.
7:00am – 1:00pm: Long Beach – So-Cal Cycle Swap Meet – Long Beach City College: Veteran’s Memorial Stadium, 5000 East Lew Davis Street, Long Beach, CA 90808, United States
7:00am – 5:00pm: Willow Springs – Just Drift – Willow Springs International Raceway, Rosamond, CA 93560, USA
7:30am – 8:30am: Arcadia – Carcadia @ Route 66 – Denny’s Santa Anita Ave. & Huntington Dr.
8:00am – 11:00am: Seal Beach – Hot Rods at the Beach – Glory Days Seaside Grill – 620 Pacific Coast Hwy
8:00am – 11:00am: Lakewood – Hot Cakes & Hot Rods – Glory Days, 4132 Woodruff Avenue, Lakewood, CA 90713, United States
9:00am – 3:00pm: Whittier – 6th Annual Whittier Area Classic Car Show – 8100 Colima Rd, Whittier, CA 90605, USA
11:00am – 2:00pm: Santa Ana – Gasoline Alley Customs & Classics Car Show – 100 Main St, Santa Ana, CA 92701, USA
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Camarillo – Sunday Cruise – Old Town Camarillo
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Downey – Classic Cruisers Association – 7447 Firestone Blvd, Downey, CA 90241, USA
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Lakewood – Classic Cruisers Association – Fuddruckers, 5229 Clark Avenue, Lakewood, CA 90712, United States
4:30pm – 8:30pm: Cerritos – The Chariots of Southern California – 10769 South St, Cerritos, CA 90703, USA