A teenage boy tells his father, “Dad, there’s trouble with the car, it has water in the carburetor.” The father looks confused and says, “Water in the carburetor, that’s ridiculous!” But the son insists. “I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor.”
His father, starting to get a little nervous, says “You don’t even know what a carburetor is…. but I will check it out. Where is the car?”
“In the pool,” replies the son.
— Maura Hayes
Friday, February 26:
All day: Laguna Seca – BMW 1/2 Paddock – Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, 1021 Monterey Salinas Hwy, Salinas, CA 93908, United States
All day: Laguna Seca – Northern California Racing Club – Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, 1021 Monterey Salinas Hwy, Salinas, CA 93908, United States
7:30am – 9:30am: Roseville – Townsmen Car Club Of Sacramento Weekly Breakfast – Denny’s, 122 Sunrise Avenue, Roseville, CA 95661, United States
8:30am – 10:00am: Rancho Cucamonga – Kalvin’s Donuts Meetup – 9721 Baseline Rd, Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730, USA
3:00pm – 10:00pm: Burbank – Bob’s Big Boy – 4211 Riverside Dr, Burbank, CA 91505, USA
4:00pm – 8:00pm: Buena Park- Classic Car Fridays – Elks Lodge, 7212 Melrose Street, Buena Park, CA 90621, United States
4:00pm – 8:00pm: Garden Grove – Historic Main Street Cruise Night – 12891 Historic Main Street, Garden Grove, LA
5:00pm – 8:00pm: Upland – Historic Downtown Upland Friday Night Cruise – 9th and 2nd, Upland, CA, United States
Saturday, February 27:
All day: Laguna Seca – BMW Track & Paddock – Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, 1021 Monterey Salinas Hwy, Salinas, CA 93908, United States
6:00am – 9:00am: Huntington Beach – Donut Derelicts – Magnolia & Adams
6:00am – 9:00am: Tustin – Enderle Center Cars & Coffee – Enderle Center, 14081 S Yorba Street #107, Tustin, CA, 92780
6:30am – 9:30am: San Clemente – Saturday Shake Down – 808 N El Camino Real, San Clemente, CA 92672, USA
7:00am – 9:00am: Aliso Viejo – Cars & Coffee – 26701 Aliso Creek Rd, Aliso Viejo, CA 92656, USA
7:00am – 9:00am: San Clemente – South OC Cars & Coffee – Vista Hermosa & Via Suerte, San Clemente, CA
7:00am – 9:00am: Costa Mesa – Cars & Coffee: The Next Generation – Orange County Market Place, 88 Fair Dr, Costa Mesa, CA 92626, United States
7:00am – 9:00am: Corona – Cars & Coffee – Saleen, 2735 Wardlow Rd, Corona, CA 92882, United States
7:00am – 9:00am: Carlsbad – Cbad Cars – Carlsbad Company Stores 5620 Paseo Del Norte
7:30am – 9:30am: Bonita – Dunkers & Clunkers – 4414 Bonita Rd, Bonita, CA 91902, USA This recurring event is part of a series.
8:00am – 10:00am: Norco – Norco Cruizers – 2816 Hamner Ave, Norco, CA 92860, USA
9:00am – 12:00pm: San Jose – Santana Row Cars and Caffeine – Santana Row, 377 Santana Row, San Jose, CA 95128, United States
9:00am – 6:00pm: Burbank – Autobooks-Aerobooks Cars and Coffee – Autobooks-Aerobooks, 2900 West Magnolia Boulevard, Burbank, CA 91505, United States
11:00am – 2:00pm: Lake Forest – Car & Bike Show at Scarantino’s – 23862 Bridger Rd, Lake Forest, CA 92630, USA
2:00pm – 5:00pm: Upland – Legends Car Cruise – 2420 W Arrow Route, Upland, CA 91786, USA
5:00pm – 8:00pm: Pomona – Pancakes R Us Cruise – 2282 N Garey Ave, Pomona, CA 91767, USA
6:00pm – 10:00pm: La Habra – Cruise Night At La Habra 300 Bowl – 370 E Whittier Blvd, La Habra, CA 90631, USA
Sunday, February 28:
All day: Laguna Seca – BMW Track & Paddock – Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, 1021 Monterey Salinas Hwy, Salinas, CA 93908, United States
7:00am – 9:00am: Newport Beach – Balboa Car Show at the Fun Zone – 607 W Balboa Blvd, Newport Beach, CA 92661, USA
7:00am – 10:00am: Woodland Hills – Super Car Sunday – Westfield Promenade, 6100 Topanga Canyon Boulevard, Woodland Hills, CA 91367, United States
7:00am – 11:00am: Tustin – Million Dollar Breakfast Cruise – Enderle Center 17th & Yorba St.
7:00am – 1:00pm: Long Beach – So-Cal Cycle Swap Meet – Long Beach City College: Veteran’s Memorial Stadium, 5000 East Lew Davis Street, Long Beach, CA 90808, United States
7:30am – 8:30am: Arcadia – Carcadia @ Route 66 – Denny’s Santa Anita Ave. & Huntington Dr.
8:00am – 11:00am: Seal Beach – Hot Rods at the Beach – Glory Days Seaside Grill – 620 Pacific Coast Hwy
8:00am – 11:00am: Lakewood – Hot Cakes & Hot Rods – Glory Days, 4132 Woodruff Avenue, Lakewood, CA 90713, United States
11:00am – 2:00pm: Santa Ana – Gasoline Alley Customs & Classics Car Show – 100 Main St, Santa Ana, CA 92701, USA
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Camarillo – Sunday Cruise – Old Town Camarillo
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Downey – Classic Cruisers Association – 7447 Firestone Blvd, Downey, CA 90241, USA
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Lakewood – Classic Cruisers Association – Fuddruckers, 5229 Clark Avenue, Lakewood, CA 90712, United States
4:30pm – 8:30pm: Cerritos – The Chariots of Southern California – 10769 South St, Cerritos, CA 90703, USA