(Sung to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”)
You better not speed, you better not race,
You better slow down, don’t hurry your pace,
Santa’s joined the Highway Patrol.
They gave him a Vette and oh, what a sight,
With Rudolph on top to provide the red light.
Santa’s joined the Highway Patrol.
His radar gun is clocking on Highway forty-nine,
So don’t go flying down that road or you’re gonna get a fine. Oh,
You better not speed, you better not race,
You better slow down, don’t hurry your pace,
Santa’s joined the Highway Patrol!
© Ronald L. Cherry and Kelly Cherry 2011
Friday, December 18:
All day: Laguna Seca – Allen Berg Racing School – Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, 1021 Monterey Salinas Hwy, Salinas, CA 93908, United States
7:30am – 9:30am: Roseville – Townsmen Car Club Of Sacramento Weekly Breakfast – Denny’s, 122 Sunrise Avenue, Roseville, CA 95661, United States
8:00am – 9:30am: Sonoma – T1 Club Express – Simraceway Performance Driving Center, 29359 Arnold Dr, Sonoma, CA 95476, United States
8:00am – 4:00pm: Sonoma – Performance Driving Program, Stage 2 – One-Day – Simraceway Performance Driving Center, 29359 Arnold Dr, Sonoma, CA 95476, United States
8:30am – 10:00am: Rancho Cucamonga – Kalvin’s Donuts Meetup – 9721 Baseline Rd, Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730, USA
10:00am – 5:30pm: Sonoma – Performance Driving Program, Stage 1 – One-Day – Simraceway Performance Driving Center, 29359 Arnold Dr, Sonoma, CA 95476, United States
3:00pm – 10:00pm: Burbank – Bob’s Big Boy – 4211 Riverside Dr, Burbank, CA 91505, USA
4:00pm – 8:00pm: Buena Park- Classic Car Fridays – Elks Lodge, 7212 Melrose Street, Buena Park, CA 90621, United States
4:00pm – 8:00pm: Garden Grove – Historic Main Street Cruise Night – 12891 Historic Main Street, Garden Grove, LA
5:00pm – 6:00pm: Frazier Park – Cruise Night at the Falcons Nest – 3216 Mt Pinos Way, Los Padres National Forest, 3216 Mt Pinos Way, Frazier Park, CA 93225, USA
6:00pm – 12:00am: San Diego – RaceLegal Race – Qualcomm Stadium, 9449 Friars Road, San Diego, CA 92108, United States
7:30pm – 9:30pm: Santa Clara – Santa Clara Valley Model T Ford Club Monthly Meeting – Santa Clara Fire Station 2, 1900 Walsh Avenue, Santa Clara, CA 95050, United States
Saturday, December 19:
All day: Fontana – Exotics Racing – Auto Club Speedway, 9300 Cherry Avenue, Fontana, CA 92335, United States
All day: Buttonwillow – Speed Ventures 13 (CW) – Buttonwillow Raceway Park, 24551 Lerdo Hwy, Buttonwillow, CA 93206, United States
All day: Laguna Seca – Northern California Racing Club – Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, 1021 Monterey Salinas Hwy, Salinas, CA 93908, United States
6:00am – 9:00am: Huntington Beach – Donut Derelicts – Magnolia & Adams
6:00am – 9:00am: Tustin – Enderle Center Cars & Coffee – Enderle Center, 14081 S Yorba Street #107, Tustin, CA, 92780
6:30am – 9:30am: San Clemente – Saturday Shake Down – 808 N El Camino Real, San Clemente, CA 92672, USA
7:00am – 8:30am: La Canada – United Artists Theatre Car Show – United Artists La Canada 8, 1919 Verdugo Boulevard, La Cañada Flintridge, CA 91011, United States
7:00am – 9:00am: Aliso Viejo – Cars & Coffee – 26701 Aliso Creek Rd, Aliso Viejo, CA 92656, USA
7:00am – 9:00am: San Clemente – South OC Cars & Coffee – Vista Hermosa & Via Suerte, San Clemente, CA
7:00am – 9:00am: Costa Mesa – Cars & Coffee: The Next Generation – Orange County Market Place, 88 Fair Dr, Costa Mesa, CA 92626, United States This recurring event is part of a series.
7:00am – 9:00am: Corona – Cars & Coffee – Saleen, 2735 Wardlow Rd, Corona, CA 92882, United States
7:00am – 9:00am: Carlsbad – Cbad Cars – Carlsbad Company Stores 5620 Paseo Del Norte
7:00am – 10:00am: Thousand Oaks – Conejo Valley Cars & Coffee – 140 W. Hillcrest Dr. #121, Thousand Oaks, CA
7:30am – 9:30am: Bonita – Dunkers & Clunkers – 4414 Bonita Rd, Bonita, CA 91902, USA
8:00am – 10:00am: Norco – Norco Cruizers – 2816 Hamner Ave, Norco, CA 92860, USA
9:00am – 6:00pm: Burbank – Autobooks-Aerobooks Cars and Coffee – Autobooks-Aerobooks, 2900 West Magnolia Boulevard, Burbank, CA 91505, United States
2:00pm – 5:00pm: Upland – Legends Car Cruise – 2420 W Arrow Route, Upland, CA 91786, USA
3:00pm – 7:00pm: Simi Valley – Toys for Tots Toy & Food Drive – 2196 Tapo St, Simi Valley, CA 93063, USA
5:00pm – 8:00pm: Sun Valley – Classic Car Show – 8274 Sunland Blvd, Sun Valley, CA 91352, USA
6:00pm – 10:00pm: La Habra – Cruise Night At La Habra 300 Bowl – 370 E Whittier Blvd, La Habra, CA 90631, USA
Sunday, December 20:
All day: Buttonwillow – Speed Ventures 13 (CW) – Buttonwillow Raceway Park, 24551 Lerdo Hwy, Buttonwillow, CA 93206, United States
All day: Laguna Seca – Northern California Racing Club – Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, 1021 Monterey Salinas Hwy, Salinas, CA 93908, United States
All day: Buena Park – Picker’s Paradise Swap Meet – 7212 Melrose St, Buena Park, CA 90621, USA
All day: Laguna Seca – Skip Barber Racing School – Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, 1021 Monterey Salinas Hwy, Salinas, CA 93908, United States
7:00am – 9:00am: Newport Beach – Balboa Car Show at the Fun Zone – 607 W Balboa Blvd, Newport Beach, CA 92661, USA
7:00am – 10:00am: Woodland Hills – Super Car Sunday – Westfield Promenade, 6100 Topanga Canyon Boulevard, Woodland Hills, CA 91367, United States
7:00am – 10:00am: Carson – Coffee & Donuts Cruise In – 21126 Avalon Blvd, Carson, CA 90745, USA
8:00am – 11:00am: Seal Beach – Hot Rods at the Beach – Glory Days Seaside Grill – 620 Pacific Coast Hwy
8:00am – 11:00am: Lakewood – Hot Cakes & Hot Rods – Glory Days, 4132 Woodruff Avenue, Lakewood, CA 90713, United States
9:00am – 11:00am: Rancho Palos Verdes – Golden Cove All British Cars Coffee Meet – Starbucks, 31202 Hawthorne Boulevard, Rancho Palos Verdes, CA 90275, United States
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Downey – Classic Cruisers Association – 7447 Firestone Blvd, Downey, CA 90241, USA
1:00pm – 5:00pm: Lakewood – Classic Cruisers Association – Fuddruckers, 5229 Clark Avenue, Lakewood, CA 90712, United States
4:30pm – 8:30pm: Cerritos – The Chariots of Southern California – 10769 South St, Cerritos, CA 90703, USA
7:00pm – 10:00pm: Danville – David Benoit : “A Charlie Brown Christmas” with Special Guest Jane Monheit – Blackhawk Automotive Museum, 3700 Blackhawk Plaza Cir, Danville, CA 94506, United States